The worst part about pregnancy was (or is)...

Becoming familiar with the soul of your toilet bowl

People saying "You must be due any day now!" when you still have three months to go

The inability to tie your own shoes for the first time since second grade

The evasiveness of comfortable sleeping positions, and dreading the imminence of utterly sleepless nights

Holding the big news inside until you're far enough along that you feel comfortable spreading the word